PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then